Study: ‘Smart Baby’ DVDs Don’t Measure Up

Study: ‘Smart Baby’ DVDs Don’t Measure Up Nov. 5, 2010 — The so-called ”smart baby” DVDs and videos are popular among parents trying to give their children an intellectual head start, but a new study of one such DVD suggests it didn’t deliver. Children ages 12 to 18 months  who watched a ”smart baby” video […]

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Getting to Know You

“So how did you and Mitchell meet?” I asked Ursula. We were seated in an oversized booth at a lounge she had picked, sipping cocktails. It was early, and the place was still quiet. “College,” she began. “We were both theater geeks, and we had a playwriting class together. He had long hair and wore […]

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Get a 22-inch LCD monitor for $129.99

You’ve probably never heard of the V7 brand, but based on customer reviews, there’s plenty to like about this dirt-cheap monitor. (Credit: Buy.com) Here’s one of the better monitor deals I’ve seen lately: Buy.com has a 22-inch V7 D22W12-N6 LCD monitor for $129.99 shipped. I’ll be the first to admit: I’ve never heard of V7. […]

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Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and […]

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Ahmadinejad – Nutcase

Ahmadinejad [Translate] Related posts: Al Qaeda Newsflash Mainstream Media (MSM) NASA’s Plan: Muslims in Space Europe Chicken Guantanamo Adoption Program Article source: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2010/08/24/ahmadinejad-nutcase/

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B. Hussein Obama Jokes

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A. He thought Barry sounded too American. Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin […]

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‘Women Only’ parking lot

New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is […]

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Moderate Muslims vs Radical Muslims

Moderate Muslims vs Radical Muslims, 10.0 out of 10 based on 1 rating [Translate] Related posts: NASA’s Plan: Muslims in Space New Immigrant to NYC President Obama and VP Biden Plan WWIII WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS Article source: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2010/10/04/moderate-muslims-vs-radical-muslims/

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Private Sector US Cabinet Members

A chart that showed past presidents and the percentage of each president’s cabinet appointees who had previously worked in the private sector – you know, a real life business, not a government job? Remember what that is? A private business?   Roosevelt – 38% Taft – 40% Wilson – 52% Harding – 49% Coolidge – […]

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TEN POOREST CITIES

City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level 1.   Detroit ,  MI 32.5% 2.   Buffalo ,  NY 29.9% 3.   Cincinnati ,  OH 27.8% 4.   Cleveland ,  OH 27.0% 5.  Miami ,  FL 26.9% 5.  St. Louis ,  MO 26.8% 7.   El Paso ,  TX 26.4% 8.   Milwaukee ,  WI 26.2% 9.   Philadelphia ,  PA […]

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November Elections

[Translate] Related posts: Arizona Sing-A-Long: Read Immigration Law! Police Raid Guantanamo Adoption Program Enviro-oil Harsh Sanctions Article source: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2010/10/18/november-elections/

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How Not to Marry the Wrong Guy

Email Print RSS Share Lately, it seems like you can’t open your Web browser without seeing some headline about a famous married couple calling it quits. And while it’s no surprise when Charlie Sheen’s latest union implodes, you’d think that super-together stars like Sandra Bullock and Kate Winslet would be able to pick winners. How […]

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