Obama Teleprompter

[Translate] Related posts: Pray for Obama Obama – Hope Change Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama B. Hussein Obama Jokes President Obama and VP Biden Plan WWIII From: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2010/11/07/obama-teleprompter/

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WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.   If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, ATT, and AOL customer service  […]

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Jose and Carlos

Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day. Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and […]

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Ahmadinejad – Nutcase

Ahmadinejad [Translate] Related posts: Al Qaeda Newsflash Mainstream Media (MSM) NASA’s Plan: Muslims in Space Europe Chicken Guantanamo Adoption Program From: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2010/08/24/ahmadinejad-nutcase/

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B. Hussein Obama Jokes

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon. Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A. He thought Barry sounded too American. Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin […]

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‘Women Only’ parking lot

New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is […]

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Moderate Muslims vs Radical Muslims

Moderate Muslims vs Radical Muslims, 10.0 out of 10 based on 1 rating [Translate] Related posts: NASA’s Plan: Muslims in Space New Immigrant to NYC President Obama and VP Biden Plan WWIII WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS From: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2010/10/04/moderate-muslims-vs-radical-muslims/

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Private Sector US Cabinet Members

A chart that showed past presidents and the percentage of each president’s cabinet appointees who had previously worked in the private sector – you know, a real life business, not a government job? Remember what that is? A private business?   Roosevelt – 38% Taft – 40% Wilson – 52% Harding – 49% Coolidge – […]

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TEN POOREST CITIES

City, State, % of People Below the Poverty Level 1.   Detroit ,  MI 32.5% 2.   Buffalo ,  NY 29.9% 3.   Cincinnati ,  OH 27.8% 4.   Cleveland ,  OH 27.0% 5.  Miami ,  FL 26.9% 5.  St. Louis ,  MO 26.8% 7.   El Paso ,  TX 26.4% 8.   Milwaukee ,  WI 26.2% 9.   Philadelphia ,  PA […]

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November Elections

[Translate] Related posts: Arizona Sing-A-Long: Read Immigration Law! Police Raid Guantanamo Adoption Program Enviro-oil Harsh Sanctions From: http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/2010/10/18/november-elections/

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