We’ve all wondered how we are in bed. Instead of relying on self-evaluations, which are often inflated, or on the opinions of exes, now there’s a quantifiable way of answering the question. Speadsheets (get it?) is a new app that claims to track your sex life (frequency, duration and such) by using your iPhone’s microphone to measure things like decimal peaks reached during sex. With continued use of the app, it will unlock achievements and walk you through different levels, which makes tracking your sex life as entertaining as, well, the sex you’re actually having. How sad. We hope no one takes this too seriously (sorry, three commenters), but it’s probably worth the $1.99 for sh*ts and giggles — or if you really need the validation. Even sadder.
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