This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if
military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off
America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by DELL, ATT, and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more
Candidates for President either.
It’s gonna get ugly, people!